Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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