So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
