shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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