i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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