There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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