So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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