I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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