he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
where are my eyebrows?
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