***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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