Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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