I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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