you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We have so much sex to catch up on
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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