With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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