This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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