Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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