If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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