we have officially lost it.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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