Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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