The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sext me about skeletons
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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