My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
thus making me awesome and them whores
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I want a musical about memes.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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