You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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