I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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