white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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