I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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