Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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