If i come over, it means nothing
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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