I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I have post one night stand depression
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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