She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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