you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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