I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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