You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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