Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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