Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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