I think I died a long time ago.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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