Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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