Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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