I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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