I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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