so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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