There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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