Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
