what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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