it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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