You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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