why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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