do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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