my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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