Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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