Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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