i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I am one with the molecules
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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