Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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