He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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