ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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