Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
a search helicopter?!
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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