he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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